"She's been working on that bike of hers again oil stains, that's what she's got all over her." Why was Janet my favorite again? Lately, with all this wedding nonsense, she’s been a real pain in my ass. "That's neither here nor there, a young lady should never speak like that and what is that thing on your trousers?" She believes in burying her head in the sand until the crisis pass while I believe in kicking shit in the balls and facing it head on. Mom and I don’t exactly see eye to eye on.just about anything. "Sorry mother, I didn't know you'd come into the room." Or I would’ve been out before your shadow crossed mine. That one lives in a bubble with no surround sound and barely enough oxygen to keep a gnat alive, bless her heart. "Where do you think I got it from?" I mumbled under my breath. I rolled my eyes behind my mother's back. "Maxie Irene, wherever did you learn such language? Wait until I tell your father young lady." "I sure wish you people would stop calling me crazy, just because I'm not on Jackson Collins' dick." "Mama, Maxie's acting crazy again." She looked toward the door as the matriarch from hell waltzed in. I’m not curtailing my usual proclivities just because that jackass is coming here." “And I know mother have told you that you are to be on your best behavior, that means no swearing at the poor man, and no giving him any of your sass.” The bastard was in for a rude awakening if he thought I was going to bow and scrape for him like the rest of my twittering ninny siblings. Of course, I’ve never clapped eyes on the phenomenon that was Jackson Collins in person, but I know what I know. And what I see is a pompous, overrated, swell-headed jackass, that was gonna get it if he put one foot wrong in my house. I wonder what made her think that because the rest of them had become brain dead overnight, that the same thing was going to happen to me. Collins gets here, it's very unbecoming." "Oh Maxie, I hope you don't speak like that when Mr. High And Mighty was dropping in on us lesser beings for a couple hours of his precious time. It has been days of the same roller coaster ride, all because Mr. These people were like to drive me to drink with this nonsense. It's not like he's royalty or some shit." "Janet, I wish you would stop flitting around here so much, you're giving me a damn headache.
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